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Saturday, 12 May 2007

Tuesday, 27 March 2007

  •            I had a very interesting experience yesterday at Lowes. And everyone just try not faint... I know it's wierd for me to be writing again in the space of two days but I had to tell you about this. James and I went to Lowes yesterday to get all kinds of cool stuff from the lawn and garden section and we basically just gave our whole yard a makeover. I love Lowes! I refuse to ever give The Home Depot my business because to me they are like...the preppy hardware store! So anyway we get home and we're working hard out on the sun and James tells me to go pick up a tree and a bag of composte.Ok no prob. Now I won't say that this wasn't partly me being stupid but there were no other cars I could take at the moment so...I took the Lexus. Little did I know that the Japanese Snow Tree James was referring to weighed no less than 70 lbs. and the composte 40. So there I was in the lowes parking lot with a little sports car looking like an idiot trying to get a 7 foot yearling in my car w/ out breaking the poor thing! Yipe! I was praying the whole time that somebody I knew from church would come along who just happened to have a truck w/ them but no dice. I won't even try to explain how I eventually got it home but let me just say that it involved a sunroof and a great deal of pain. When I got home mom scolded me for not looking cute and asking for help(is that not the weirdest thing you have ever heard of a mom saying?)

    I just thought ya'll might find that amusing. If you ever need to laugh at someone just call me up because I have a plethora of stories like that(10 points for using that word legitimately in your comments)

    Looooooooooove

    me 

Sunday, 25 March 2007

  • Currently Listening
    Speak for Yourself
    By Imogen Heap
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    Someone told me to update so...

    The Last Two Days of my Life...

    On Friday we went to Zoo.I LoVe going to the Zoo. But sometimes i get depressed looking at all the animals in cages. Especially the birds. i can hear them saying "hey i've been givin the gift of flight!....i'm in 5' by 5' cage and i've already read all these newpapers you put down!..in fact i've whited out some typos!" I know I know i'm an animal activist tree hugger nature girl you don't have to tell me...

    And yesterday mid-banana james came at me asking if i wanted to go to the beach with Him and Karissa! Cool! i said and choked for five minutes... It was a perfect beach day and dispite the fact that water still felt like you were wading around in frozon peas there were only two negative time the whole day. First was sitting next to a party of UNCW students.the girls had three topics of conversation 1. talking about other people behind their backs 2.tanning and 3. how fat they were. the boys simply tried their best to fit the f-word into every sentence.in fact they all tried to cuss as much as possible it began to be ridiculously hilarious.So we had to move to gain back some kind a intellectual integrity before we turned into bags of cotten candy! yipe. the other questionable experience was going to a divy little icecream drive-thru place first bad sign was that the kid who took out order looked about 11. we should have just left right then.the icecream came one every five minutes and the cones looked like some took a machine gun to them.Needless to say it was memorable.i hope ya'll  have a great week and before i go i will say this...

    All the swans in England belong to the Queen

    and the Greek national anthem has 158 verses

    Yes. I am a compendium of completly useless information.

Friday, 16 March 2007

Wednesday, 07 March 2007

  • Currently Reading
    King Solomon's Mines
    By H. Rider Haggard
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    Some thoughts.....

    1.Jenny is reading a book about Sacagawea. The picture on  the front shows her standing in front of the canoe pointing down a river. I've noticed that most books show her like that. Do artists think that she stood there like that the whole time?! besides most of the time they were following a river! How much direction do you need to follow a river!"hey turn left here so you don't run into the bank!" "you might wanna follow this curve here, i hear it's a good idea" etc.,etc.

    2.why do manufacturers make medicine bottles so that even adults can't open them! i don't know about you guys but when i'm sick i don't want to have to go out to the shop and get a wrench and plyers to get the cough syrup open! It's just plain old mean!

    3.I heard someone the other day say that they found something in the last place they looked.....i said "of course you found in the last place you looked! if you hadn't found it you'd still be looking!"

    4.The other night my family and I(all 26 of us) were watching The Prestige. Of course after the movie we had to debate about certain aspects of it.Somehow through the course of the conversation we got to the subject of spankings(i believe before this we touched on torture methods, cheese graters, whether or not we were ever going to see the bottom of James and Ians's room again) basically it ended with everyone yelling at me because i never got spankings! Now how unfair is that! getting yelled at for being a good kid! basically mom would just look at me sternly and i would burst into a puddle of supplication. I think i can count on one hand how many times i've gotten grounded! well now all te kids who got 5 spankings a day will kate me as all bad kids hate good kids....*sigh*

    If you're board out of you mind now after reading this i suggest watching Ok GO's treadmill music video for Here It Goes Again(YouTube).it's very entertaining...

    bye

     

      

     

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